You’re used to companies charging you as much as they can based on how successful you are. What if you’re in control?

I know, right? 🤯
There’s none.
Whatever. It’s like Halloween when people leave candy out. Most kids are reasonable and take 2 candies. But there’s always 1 kid that’ll ruin it for everyone and empty out the whole thing. We’re betting on humanity.
You think we’re joking here? This is real life.
We only take USD (big American money).
Maybe they really need our help and don’t have other options. Hopefully, they will tell their rich friends how dumb we are and their rich friends will sign up.
don’t matter, you still get to choose what you think that’s worth. To you. And your underlings.
Hey good question. You can. If you double in size and feel bad about paying us so little, we’ll gladly take more of your money.
dear {{username}} : sure!